July222014

pheebadohdoh:

fantastic-nonsense:

thneedprincess:

headfullofpotter:

thatstheriddle:

headfullofpotter:

stop

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making

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animated

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characters

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so

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attractive

I don’t mind it as long as it’s not an animated anima-

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oh…

i think

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this needs

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to be

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updated

yeah

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it definitely

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does

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Excuse me

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I

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think

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you’re

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forgetting

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some

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I think you guys forgot the hottest fucker of them all

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(via utterlyobssesed)

2PM

kiotsukatanna:

kiotsukatanna:

I think the one thing I appreciate about most kid’s shows is that I don’t actually have to worry about characters dying, and that’s kind of nice.

and then you have danny phantom where the main character dies in the intro

(via thetomboywithheadphones)

2PM

caelas:

saying feminism is unnecessary because you don’t feel oppressed is like saying fire extinguishers are unnecessary because your house isn’t on fire

(via thetomboywithheadphones)

2PM

vandigo:

orgasham:

methlemore:

orgasham:

masturbating-to-your-selfies:

102 chicken nuggets

why would you order 17 of 6 instead of 5 of 20… that shit’s expensive as hell

Getting 2 four pieces is cheaper then 1 6 piece know your nuggets

but getting 1 20 piece is cheaper than 3 6 pieces KNOW YOUR NUGGETS

this is how word problems for math books are started, isn’t it.

(Source: dispora, via thetomboywithheadphones)

2PM
daedalush:

but can we talk about the fact that percy includes paul in the term “parents”
he considers paul his dad
i can’t

daedalush:

but can we talk about the fact that percy includes paul in the term “parents”

he considers paul his dad

i can’t

(via artemisfowlstolemysoul)

2PM

shubbabang:

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consent is a hell of a thing aint it

(via artemisfowlstolemysoul)

2PM

superblys:

itbewolf:

superblys:

Do you. bite your thumb. at us, sir? I do bite. my thumb, sir. DO YOU BITE YOUR THUMB AT US, SIR? Is the law of our side, if I say ay? No. NO, SIR, I DO NOT BITE MY THUMB AT YOU, SIR, BUT I BITE MY THUMB, SIR. DO YOU QUARREL, SIR? QUARREL SIR!  NO, SIR.

Why does this have so many notes.

Do you know who William Shakespeare is

(via artemisfowlstolemysoul)

2PM

tszarina:

i remember when i was in second grade and i saw my sister kiss her female friend on the cheek and i was totally floored because i didn’t know two girls could kiss each other and i went to school and told my friends and we all started kissing each other and i basically started a lesbian uprising

(via artemisfowlstolemysoul)

2PM
scotland-graveyard:

eyress:

I CHALLENGE YOU TO A BATTLE OF WITS
The game is this: I set up five pairs of identical looking shots:  pineapple juice or lemon juice,  Chinese sugar tea or apple cider vinegar,  flat coke or soy sauce,  water or distilled white vinegar,  and tomato juice or Tabasco sauce.
I challenge a player in the circle to a color. They pick one and I take the other, with our best poker faces. Other players have to guess who got what.
It’s like the Princess Bride/A Study in Pink but no one gets poisoned!

This is genius

scotland-graveyard:

eyress:

I CHALLENGE YOU TO A BATTLE OF WITS

The game is this:
I set up five pairs of identical looking shots:
pineapple juice or lemon juice,
Chinese sugar tea or apple cider vinegar,
flat coke or soy sauce,
water or distilled white vinegar,
and tomato juice or Tabasco sauce.

I challenge a player in the circle to a color. They pick one and I take the other, with our best poker faces. Other players have to guess who got what.

It’s like the Princess Bride/A Study in Pink but no one gets poisoned!

This is genius

(via artemisfowlstolemysoul)

2PM

dysphorism:

joelvibrittania:

This says a lot about people

It took me so long to realise it was the same girl each time hahah shit

(Source: museumuesum, via artemisfowlstolemysoul)

2PM
bigeisamazing:

stephank:

If someone ever asks you what Tumblr is, just show them this picture.

1/16th Native American

bigeisamazing:

stephank:

If someone ever asks you what Tumblr is, just show them this picture.

1/16th Native American

(via artemisfowlstolemysoul)

2PM

We made a difference. Remember that.

(Source: catnipeverdin, via burdenedwithgloriousassbutt)

2PM

unfollovving:

agronsbutt:

morbutts:

canklequeen:

99.9% of the people on this website are stupid

i am the 1%

dumbass you mean 0.1%

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(via artemisfowlstolemysoul)

2PM

reginamas:

i just told my mom i died at birth and i’ve been a ghost this entire time just growing and manifesting into the daughter she’d lost

and she’s just like

well please go to the light because i am tired of your shit

(Source: adorablebadass, via artemisfowlstolemysoul)

2PM

werewolfetude:

PSA:

Some people have sex and that’s okay

Some people don’t have sex and that’s also okay

but what’s NOT okay is putting fucking ketchup in your god damn mac and cheese

(Source: homosensationalism, via artemisfowlstolemysoul)

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