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“Along with the standard computer warranty agreement which said that if the machine 1) didn’t work, 2) didn’t do what the expensive advertisements said, 3) electrocuted the immediate neighborhood, 4) and in fact failed entirely to be inside the expensive box when you opened it, this was expressly, absolutely, implicitly and in no event the fault or responsibility of the manufacturer, that the purchaser should consider himself lucky to be allowed to give his money to the manufacturer, and that any attempt to treat what had just been paid for as the purchaser’s own property would result in the attentions of serious men with menacing briefcases and very thin watches. Crowley had been extremely impressed with the warranties offered by the computer industry, and had in fact sent a bundle Below to the department that drew up the Immortal Soul agreements, with a yellow memo form attached just saying: ‘Learn, guys…’” Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett, Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch 
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deadlyliv:

i would probably sell my left ear for a fic where abaddon meets war from good omens

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surfshoggoth:

What if you tried to download a Best of Queen album and it turned out to be an audiobook of Good Omens?

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Funny if we both got it wrong, eh? Funny if I did the good thing and you did the bad one, eh?

(Source: marzipan87)

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“If you want to imagine the future, imagine a boy and his dog and his friends. And a summer that never ends.
And if you want to imagine the future, imagine a boot… no, imagine a sneaker, laces trailing, kicking a pebble; imagine a stick, to poke at interesting things, and throw for a dog that may or may not decide to retrieve it; imagine a tuneless whistle, pounding some luckless popular song into insensibility; imagine a figure, half angel, half devil, all human…
Slouching hopefully towards Tadfield.
… for ever.” Good Omens, by Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman (via a-common-or-garden-hari)
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officialmormonjesus:

pros to good omens over supernatural

  • still got gay technically can’t be gay angels
  • no queer-baiting
  • in general pretty great
  • go read it
  • now
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“Don’t think of it as dying,” said death, “just think of it as leaving early to avoid the rush.” Good Omens (via notbrianna)
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happyleech:

…I keep forgetting that Aziraphale and Crowley both smoke…

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1ehnsherr:


"I’d just like to say," Aziraphale said, "if we don’t get out of this, that… I’ll have known, deep down inside, that there was a spark of goodness in you."
"That’s right," said Crowley bitterly. "Make my day."

playing with wings and brushes ;;

1ehnsherr:

"I’d just like to say," Aziraphale said, "if we don’t get out of this, that… I’ll have known, deep down inside, that there was a spark of goodness in you."

"That’s right," said Crowley bitterly. "Make my day."

playing with wings and brushes ;;

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zenamiarts:


Aziraphale: An Angel (and part time rare book dealer);Crowley: (An Angel who did not so much Fall as Saunter Vaguely Downwards);

(I’ve been reading/listening to a certain book.)

zenamiarts:

Aziraphale: An Angel (and part time rare book dealer);
Crowley(An Angel who did not so much Fall as Saunter Vaguely Downwards);

(I’ve been reading/listening to a certain book.)

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fletchershair:

The best fandom joke in the history of fandom jokes is the inclusion of Queen in every single Good Omens playlist and nothing can convince me otherwise

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dumbkili:

here kid lemme tell you somethin. it’s very important. are you ready??

anthony j crowley is the biggest nerd the metaphysical plane has ever seen and yes im counting aziraphale so don’t ask

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dumbkili:

haha before I go to sleep… crowley calling aziraphale “zira” piss faced drunk and hissing on the z….

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skippercifer:

Take my computer away from me.

skippercifer:

Take my computer away from me.

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thepainbehindthemasque:

sizvideos:

Video

this is the best thing I have ever seen <3

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